no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her
a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender
they’re the same guy
(via courttheknee)
me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light*
me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN Ii accidentally went into a lane thinking it was to turn right but quickly realised it was a two lane street and I’d just pulled onto the side for cars going the opposite way… I went back into my lane straight away but the damn lady behind me I could see her smug look in the mirror.
I’d only been on my P’s for like a week so jesus support a gurl ya hypocrite
Just read this and thought hay I did this exact thing! HAHAH
(via lucyatmach1)
the entirety of apple products is just an example of how we’ll never be able to stop capitalism because if it goes any further we’ll just accept it. like there is no reasonable explanation to the fact that people will pay 30 dollars for something that cost 50 cents to make other than that we are complacent in our own societal demise
“we slow phones down on purpose” “we took out the headphone jack so now you have to pay for adapters” “we literally took out the USB DRIVE. on a LAPTOP. and are charging 40 bucks for a mini usb cable that is functionally useless” “oh we also pay our workers 10% of a fucking living wage”
people: ok cool as long as the message bubble is blue
(via ten-past-three)
